April Fools' Day is fast approaching, so whether you choose to prank your significant other, your BFF, or your entire office, it's time to come up with a game plan NOW. Your trickery should follow this basic rubric: 1) funny and 2) harmless. Not harmless in a way that squeezes all the fun out of it. Yes, a screaming reaction is usually good… but only when it's followed by a screaming fit of laughter。

　　愚人节就在眼前，想要整蛊你的另一半、好朋友或者整个办公室的同事，现在就赶紧行动起来吧。不过，你的整蛊行为应该遵循以下两条原则：1)有趣，2)无害，玩笑造成的伤害一定不能大于制造的乐趣。的确，听到被整蛊的人尖叫是很好，当然后面跟着笑声才行。

　　For example, George Clooney has pulled many a questionable stunt to earn the Hollywood title of Chief Mischief-Maker, and everyone hates that guy. JK, everyone LOVES that guy! Learn everything you can from that guy — do the poor man's version of all his famous pranks — BUT just remember: he's ultra-handsome, ultra-rich, and ultra-charming, and he could get away with murder if he wanted to. The rest of us, however, are not George Clooney, so we need to make sure that no one gets hurt。

　　比如，乔治·克鲁尼曾经上演过不少出格的玩笑，以至于在好莱坞圈子里被称为“首席搞怪官”，每个人都恨死他了。唉，我是开玩笑啦，大家都很爱他！要多向乔叔学习，可以来几个草根版的克鲁尼整蛊。不过要切记：他超级帅，超级有钱，而且超级有魅力，他甚至可以逃脱谋杀罪名。我们可不是乔治·克鲁尼，所以开玩笑的时候记得不要伤害到别人。

　　Folks, so go forth with these 10 April Fools' Day pranks, and make merry!

　　大家都来试试以下这十个整蛊点子吧，愚人节快乐！

1. Hogwarts acceptance letters

　　霍格沃兹录取通知书

　　Got any friends waiting to hear back on their college or grad school applications? Any of them happen to be huge fans of Harry Potter? Well, have I got the perfect prank for you — faux acceptance letters to Hogwarts! Make them extra formal and official-looking to have your friends wondering “what the hell is going on?!?!”

　　有同学在等待大学或研究生录取通知吗？他们是哈利波特迷吗？如果是，那么这个点子刚好适合他们。尽量将信的外表造得正式一些，这样你的朋友就会想到底发生了什么事。

　2. Horrifying pickled head

　　可怕的腌制脑袋

　　This one is especially great if you still live at home. Picture this: your dear, sweet mom opens the fridge to reveal her beloved daughter's decapitated head in a pickle jar. That mental image will spark joy and laughter for years to come — but only after you manage to calm her down。

　　如果你还住在家里，这个点子就特别棒。想象一下，你亲爱的妈妈打开冰箱的时候却看到她深爱的女儿的头被剁下来放到罐子里腌制会是什么表情。如果你能成功地安抚你老妈，这个恶作剧将成为你们好几年的谈资。

　3. Eating pudding out of a mayo jar

　　将蛋黄酱罐子装满布丁

　　This is a weird one, but I love it. Clean out a jar of mayo and fill it with vanilla pudding. Then the next day at work, casually pull it out and start eating straight from container. The idea of it is so disgusting that by the time 5 o'clock rolls around, Betsy the office busybody will have convinced all your coworkers to join her in staging an intervention. April Fool's mission: accomplished。

　　将蛋黄酱罐子洗干净，在里面装满香草布丁。第二天工作的时候把它拿出来直接开吃。看到你这样吃，同事会觉得恶心，有碎嘴的人还会发动所有同事过来阻止你。你的愚人节任务就可轻易完成。